Dear Alanis Morissette,
We here at Pocket Circus have been crushing on you pretty much since we heard "You Oughta Know" for the first time in high school and thought it was "so raw." We have been known to belt your tunes loudly on car trips and in dorm rooms. We were a little bit perturbed that you wrote a whole song called "Ironic" that, ironically, did not include even one correct example of irony, and we worried for a while that you took yourself way too seriously. But through it all, we have always found your smile intoxicating and we would totally do you.
With this latest effort, you have singlehandedly restored our faith in humor and humanity. Your brilliance defies words.
Love,
Pocket Circus
And now...Alanis Morissette with "My Humps":
Shh...Did you hear that? It was the sound of my priorities shifting.
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